Brits and Americans are a pond apart. Divided by their accents, their spelling, and even their sense of humor. Or humour. Depending on who you ask. While Americans might go big with slapstick, punchlines, and high-energy banter, the British prefer their comedy served cold, with a side of sarcasm and a deep sigh of quiet existential dread.
Self-deprecating and dry is how many like to describe it. But there’s something undeniably charming about a Brit cracking a joke through a stiff upper lip. That’s why we can appreciate an online community dedicated to funny British banter.
r/OkMate has more than 339,000 members sharing memes and jokes about what it’s really like to live in the land of cucumber sandwiches and afternoon tea. The page has a strict “no serious bollocks” rule and it’s main aim is to make jokes, not bore.
Bored Panda has put together our favorite posts from the community, for you to scroll through while you practice the Queen’s English. Many of them prove that even when the world is falling apart, there’ll always be something to laugh at. even if it’s at our own expense.
Simple ‘As
AliceTheOmelette:
Kebabs are proppa Ingerlish food, nunna that forrin muck.

Love Me Songs. Simple As
Smok3ntok3:
American sport fans: woohoo go team!
British sport fans: let’s meet in the street after the game and beat the hell out of each other.
Average Day In Brighton
My Ancestors Are Smiling At Me, Remainers. Can You Say The Same?
StolenDabloons:
“Me names Barry, 63, I luv grub n Iuv the pub, send those foringers back to Luton!”
Quite True Innit?
N*rfolk 🤢
Bright
DustyTaoCheng:
Cries when it rains cries when it’s “too hot”
Fr🤢nch
Anon:
If France didn’t exist we wouldn’t need to go to war with them.
I don’t hate the French, it would just be better for everyone if they didn’t exist.
Simple as.
Bruv
My 84 Year Old Dad: “Actually, Lots Of Young People Read The Daily Mail.” The Daily Mail:
Super Barryo
Do Not Worry Guys Boris Already Has A New Job
Based BBC?
motley-po:
Eurgh, they made it touch tips with Fr*nce 🤮
More Like Pooropeesion 😂😂😂
LordCommanderBlack:
I don’t know why people complain. Australia is clearly between Germany and Italy.
Typical Rugby Game
We Used To Be A Propa F*ckin Cuntry
Ravva Schtewpid Innit? Absolootley Bonkas
Absolute Mad Lad😎🏴
Rather Odd Looking Fellow, Must Be Welsh
“Can’t Even Say Merry Christmas No More Cus It Offends Moslims”
Essex Is Just A Whole ‘Nother Breed
Anon:
Electrician and beauty aesthetician.
Oi Enable Biscuits In Your Browser Mate 😤
Most Hard-Working Great British Taxpayer!
HowlingPhoenixx:
Be on benefits.
Steal tools.
Get job.
Pay benefits.
Tools stolen.
Lose job.
Be on benefits.
Rinse repeat ad nauseum.
Just Had Our Teeth Done In Turkey
Anon:
Bloke works as a project manager for his dad’s construction company, thinks a Phillips head is a pub.
‘ate The Immigrants But A Good Bab Does Me Well
British Man About To Turn 25. Which Path Will He Take?
She Probably Didn’t Brush Her Teeth Before Sleeping Either
So You Think You’re A Patriot Do You Mate?
“Great Day For Chess, Wouldn’t You Say My Fellow”
Cam On Ingerlund😡😡😡 Shkor Sum Fookin Goals😫😫😫
The Fr*nch Can’t Stand The Peasantry
Underage Drinking Loophole Denied
Bri’ish
Nuff Said
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